This Is Just To Say... Will, You Suck!

Mmm, I've really been looking forward to those plums I bought at the Farmers' Market yester.... hey, wait! Where are they?



Hmmm. What's this note say?



"This is just to say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold"



Dammit, Will! If you knew I was saving them for breakfast, why the hot hell would you eat all of them?! What on earth is wrong with you, you selfish bastard?



This is sooooo typical. Last week, you drank all the O. J. and put the empty container back in the fridge. The week before, you drove my car all day and left it with no gas in the tank. Well, this is it, Will! Why don't you go move in with your buddies Pound and Joyce? I bet they're a real bucket of laughs! They wouldn't put up with any of your produce-stealing bullsh*t, that's for sure! Son of a bitch- now I'm going to have to have a Pop Tart or something. Thanks for that, Will. Thanks a lot!



Nikk thinks maybe she saw some cherries in the fridge in:

Shirt: Shiki Kimono dress halter top
Pants: Zaara Jeans {classic} blue
Shoes: Periquita Silly Wedges
Earrings: Zaara Sarayi wood hoops
Bracelets: Zaara Ramya wood bangles in gold
Hair: TRUTH Kami in snow
Skin:T U L I Jade tone 2 makeup 8c
Poses: Poses: PDA, Olive Juice
Kitchen furniture by Blonde*.

This post very much inspired by this. And apologies to William Carlos Willams, who I'm sure, despite his fruitnapping proclivities, was a lovely person.