Tuesday, July 27, 2010

But the Rock Cried Out, "I Can't Hide You!"

Embroiled in SL drama? Totally stick your foot in it? Hoping that a hole in the fabric of time and space will open up and swallow you whole?

Now What?

Have no fear, for here is Nikk's handy guide on How Not to Be Seen!

Option 1. Blend In
If SL drama is new to you, you've probably been a bit of a wallflower up until now anyway, so this one should come naturally. Find the nearest handy wall that coordinates with your clothing. Stand against it. Don't move. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Blending In

Option 2. Hide
Remember all those games of hide and go seek you played as a kid? Well, now it's time to put those skills to work! Find the nearest roughly you-shaped object. Crouch. If someone yells that it's all clear, don't believe them.

Hide

Option 3. Become Art
Most people don't give works of art a second look. Use this to your advantage! Find the nearest pedestal and strike a pose, baby! A word of warning- while using this tactic, pigeons are not your friend.

Be the Art

None of these work for you? I'm afraid you only have one viable option left. Search --> Places: Black Hole.

Get out of Dodge!

Best of luck.

Nikk ponders 1, 2 or 3 in:
Top: Bare Rose Kanata in Grey
Jeans: Zaara Kera
Shoes: Bax Ankle Boots (Le Look group gift)
Belt: Coco Wide Belt in Black
Bracelet and Necklace: ~*Fresh Baked Goods*~ Mahjong Tile bracelet (scripted)
Hair: TRUTH Nora in espresso
Skin:T U L I Jade tone 2 makeup 5c

Poses in no particular order: PDA, Just a Pose
Location: Ten Thousand Shadows

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